I am the needle in the haystack...without the haystack.

Tada!
Praise the Lord, I found my jacket yesterday! It was smushed underneath the back seat of the van, which was folded over it. Had I not been looking for something else in the van at that time, I would have been ever more frustrated, because yesterday, I was totally determined to find it. And lo and behold, I did...odd. I am so relieved...I swear I thought I was going crazy at one point yesterday...I felt like i was losing everything. Chris and I were talking about how it's crazy how we lose some things that seem so hard to lose...such as pants. How does one lose pants? Yet, it happens. So for the meantime, I have found some peace of mind...til I realize I need to find something else I think I have lost.

PEE!!!! NOW!!!!
So this morning was my pre-employment drug screening for Alpine. It was interesting enough, I only had to pee in a cup. But it was kinda weird, cuz the girl was just there and told me to go pee in the cup, do not flush, and come back out. It's rather difficult to pee on command...I kept thinking the whole time about how there were two people right outside that door, waiting to look at and analyze my pee...blech. Anyway, it took me a lil while, and for a second there, I thought I wasn't gonna be able to pee up to the line that the girl drew. Luckily, I had just enough...I wonder what happens when you don't produce enough? Do you have to wait there til you can pee more? Or do they test you some other way? Hmmm...curious...

Today, I am supposed to go to Carson avel la familia, but mom and pop aren't home yet. Jos and London are watching Lilo and Stitch and Jos is doing dips...she's getting buff man. Speaking of which, I need to go to the gym again...it's been about a week now I think...at least I've been playing basketball...even it's just shooting around.

Today's quote of the day, compliment of the immortal wisdom of Jos

"You know you're sick when you're boogers are green."